Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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