I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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