Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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