I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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