we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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