I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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