I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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