at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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