anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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