I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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