So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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