I murdered the dance floor call the cops
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think your dad took our porno
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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