You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
MIDGETS
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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