I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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