Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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