New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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