How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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