It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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