I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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