Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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