I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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