somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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