I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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