Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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