look no pants
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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