I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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