Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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