Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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