I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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