just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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