I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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