Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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