why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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