Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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