wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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