conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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