I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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