so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think my vagina is haunted
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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