seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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