he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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