we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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