Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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