he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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