I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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