I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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