spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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