shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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