They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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