did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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