Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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