i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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