They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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